Turcock 

A clever word for a Turkey/Peacock hybrid; or when a dude starts acting like a real dick.

Weaver is being SUCH a Turcock lately.

Turcock by Sanely Has Wench February 10, 2010

Turcock 

the outcome of when a turtle and a peacock interbreed,a hybrid of a turtle and peacock

Girl: What's that animal? It looks like a turtle, but it has feathers.
Boy: It's a turcock, duh.

Turcock by alessia!909 October 18, 2010

turlock 

located right under modesto and surrounded by endless fields. There is nothingtodo and it sucks ass.

Turlock is so boring. Lets go to Modesto

turlock by john h. pitman June 28, 2005

turdcock

A black male penis, because it closely resembles a turd. Especially during intercourse, it looks like the women is taking a shit.

person1: is she taking a shit?

person2: No, shes just fucking a turdcock

turdcock by mixedguy January 21, 2010

Turlock 

A farming community full of mostly narrow-minded individuals who like to lump certain races of people into simple and dismissive racial definitions in order to feel superior since they are no better and a product of their own environment. Also it is home to Medic Alert an international non-profit organization that has saved the life of thousands.

Turlock is smack in the middle of the San Juaqin valley. Nothing for miles in all directions.

Turlock by FormallyKnownAsFormally June 19, 2010

Turlock 

A Village that is full of Mexicans and Assyrians there is nothing to do its the most boringest place in the world.The only thing to do is go to Starbucks on a Friday night and hangout with The Assyrians where they fight each other and have fake drama. if u wanna die from boredness come move to Turlock. When people move here they think they are lost

Lets go to Turlock! WHERE?

Turlock by Patrick SHAHBIZZLE August 8, 2007

Turlock 

A shithole in the 209 where the only thing there is to do is weed, oxy, coke... we got da best of errthing. With wanna be hard ass, Famous wearing brappers and slutty butterface bitches.

"Turlock is a great place to leave."

Turlock by Turlock Resident December 16, 2008