Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.
A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.
The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth
Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
Shayna Turley is a popular german sausage dish, it is preferred by germans. It makes you feel really full after eating it. In addition to that you don't have to eat something else for the next 22 years.
Furthermore it is produced in the famous german turley(turkey) booty.