Turkey-O 

A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.

I can’t eat out again, I don’t want to turn into a Turkey-O.

Turkey-O by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020

Turkey Orange 

A fruit that grants you a magical power know as being high

Dude, lets go eat turkey oranges!

Turkey Orange by Flossin Glossin March 20, 2019

Hand Turkey of Shame 

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.

Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.

Hand Turkey of Shame by Don't use your real name, fool November 27, 2011

Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head 

When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better

That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.

Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head by WileyWeasel13 December 31, 2020

turkey on the rocks 

when during anal sex you cut your partners arms off with a butchers knife, causing your partner to bleed, you then put the bleeding arm in your anus giving pleasure to yourself. I didnt mention that your partner still has legs, now what your partner does here is stomp on your ribcage till your ribs are broken, then vomits on them. At the end you cum in your hair.

i gave your cousin turkey on the rocks

turkey on the rocks by anonmys June 13, 2004

Turkey Oven 

When you pull the covers over your significant other's head, and then shit the bed. Like a dutch oven, but with a little extra.

We broke up because I gave her a Turkey Oven last night and she threw up.

Turkey Oven by Tommy Velvet November 29, 2020

Turkey on a Golf Course 

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.

"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."

Turkey on a Golf Course by Gary23 October 22, 2022