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Turkey Bum

one who is a tight arse
or just a douche
David Hernyk
Turkey Bum by Steven Tono October 7, 2003
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turkeyburger

a person who acts retarded, absent minded, or generally an asshole.
you believe that dude hung up on terry, what a turkeyburger!!!!!
turkeyburger by lmbo!!! August 11, 2012

TurkeyBurger

A burger made of Turkey. They are much better for you and are most certainaly not served at Mcdonalds. Thay taste the same but people do not want to eat them because they want to be fat and look ugly.
Hey dude want to go to Mcdonalds nah I rather have a turkeyburger and not get fat.
TurkeyBurger by ryuzakikun96 April 24, 2009

turkeybutthead 

A complete retard, generally someone that does not have a clue.
God, that person is such a turkeybutthead!
turkeybutthead by Alec James December 4, 2005

turkeyburg 

A word to use when you want to call someone a name, in a distinctly "I come from Aberdeen, Washington (where there are more suicides per-capita than anywhere else in the country" way. It has no meaning other than, "Yeah, I just called you that.... and you don't even know what it means but it sounds funny...".
Get out here right now, ya turkeyburg!
turkeyburg by Quinnquinnquinn January 6, 2008

Turkeybutt 

A Philly slang word for Glock switches
Yo bro that jawn got a turkeybutt onnat
“turkeybutts on all the glocks them bitches go rapid when it spit”
Turkeybutt by Brodemhalkemdown February 8, 2024
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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