Turkery Sandwitch
When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.
Turkery Sandwitch by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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Turkey Sandwitch
Turkey Sandwitch by cake in the face May 20, 2008
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abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020
open-faced turkey sandwich
The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
open-faced turkey sandwich by P-Dubious February 28, 2009
Texas turkey sandwich
You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
Texas turkey sandwich by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019
Turkey Sandwich
Turkey Sandwich by urbanspan December 3, 2010
turkey sandwich syndrome
The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.
"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."
turkey sandwich syndrome by C-wak March 29, 2006
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