Turkery Sandwitch 

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

Turkery Sandwitch by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Turkey Sandwitch 

some type of sextual act preformed by prostitutes. used in the movie Forest Gump.

You should have been here on Christmas we gave everyone a free Turkey Sandwich

Turkey Sandwitch

Turkey Sandwitch by cake in the face May 20, 2008

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln 

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

open-faced turkey sandwich 

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.

since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich

open-faced turkey sandwich by P-Dubious February 28, 2009

Texas turkey sandwich 

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

Texas turkey sandwich by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

Turkey Sandwich 

Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101

Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!

Turkey Sandwich by urbanspan December 3, 2010

turkey sandwich syndrome 

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.

"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."

turkey sandwich syndrome by C-wak March 29, 2006