Turdwookie 

Turdwookie: One who will stab you in the back as they're hugging you, and then bill you for damaging their knife.

See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.

As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.

Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.

After I paid them $14,000 this year the Turdwookies still had the gall to claim I owed $5,500 for a "deductible"

Turdwookie by Fixerguy January 29, 2025

Turdwonker 

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021

turdoodie 

A turkey stuffed with fecal matter. It is usually eaten on thanksgiving and can also include a variety of other ingredients such as a whole onion, carrots, or even cornbread stuffing.

This thanksgiving we served a beautiful turdoodie to our guests.

turdoodie by tofurkeyman November 25, 2011

Turdcookie 

The idiot friend who keeps going back to the same person who walks all over them like a door mat and is too stubborn to realize they need to let go and move on.

Friend: I know it will work out in the end.
You: Dude quit being a turdcookie and grow a pair.

Turdcookie by penguin;p July 14, 2011

turdbookin 

The act of pooping while scrolling through facebook on your phone.

Anthony used the office bathroom frequently to get some turdbookin done.

turdbookin by Jennay September 17, 2018