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Turdcookie
The idiot friend who keeps going back to the same person who walks all over them like a door mat and is too stubborn to realize they need to let go and move on.
Turdcookie by penguin;p July 14, 2011
Turdwookie
Turdwookie: One who will stab you in the back as they're hugging you, and then bill you for damaging their knife.
See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.
As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.
Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.
See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.
As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.
Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.
After I paid them $14,000 this year the Turdwookies still had the gall to claim I owed $5,500 for a "deductible"
Turdwookie by Fixerguy January 29, 2025
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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