turdbookin

The act of pooping while scrolling through facebook on your phone.

Anthony used the office bathroom frequently to get some turdbookin done.

by Jennay September 17, 2018

Turdapookin'

A shortened version of " Turtlehead pokin' "
** see 'PrairieDoggin' **

Had to cut my date short, because I had a turdapookin'. Phew, I almost shit-maself!!

by ChaossGoddess September 20, 2019

Turdcookie

The idiot friend who keeps going back to the same person who walks all over them like a door mat and is too stubborn to realize they need to let go and move on.

Friend: I know it will work out in the end.
You: Dude quit being a turdcookie and grow a pair.

by penguin;p July 14, 2011

turboikin

The pronoun for An autistic gay man who only has sexual intercourse with females because he thinks they’re men.

My turboikin friend hits on women because he is gay.

by Turboikin February 21, 2024

Turdwookie

Turdwookie: One who will stab you in the back as they're hugging you, and then bill you for damaging their knife.

See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.

As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.

Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.

After I paid them $14,000 this year the Turdwookies still had the gall to claim I owed $5,500 for a "deductible"

by Fixerguy January 29, 2025