Definitions by Fixerguy
Turdwookie
Turdwookie: One who will stab you in the back as they're hugging you, and then bill you for damaging their knife.
See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.
As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.
Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.
See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.
As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.
Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.
After I paid them $14,000 this year the Turdwookies still had the gall to claim I owed $5,500 for a "deductible"
Turdwookie by Fixerguy January 29, 2025