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turd waffle

a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.
I made a turd waffle then ate it.

turd waffle

when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)
Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!

Twardwaffle

A long, incessant rant from a tward that most literate people would find irrelavant.

(v.twardwaffling)
Dude, check this twardwaffle blog out.
Twardwaffle by Team Van Helsing August 20, 2010

turdwaddle 

that back-and-forth hip movement you get when you gamble on a fart and lose.
Surprise! Your air-biscuit made you turdwaddle!
turdwaddle by Gr33nEy3dM@dm@n February 14, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026