Turdwaffle

A turd placed into a waffle maker. A informal remark referring to plebians.

I like to eat turdwaffle and arsebacon for Breakfast. My friends are turdwaffles that drink liquifyed unicorn.

Turdwaffle by Turdwaffle July 23, 2018

turd waffle

a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.

I made a turd waffle then ate it.

turd waffle by the big nutcracker May 13, 2005

turd waffle

when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)

Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!

turd waffle by napoleon bitch;) May 17, 2011

Twardwaffle

A long, incessant rant from a tward that most literate people would find irrelavant.

(v.twardwaffling)

Dude, check this twardwaffle blog out.

Twardwaffle by Team Van Helsing August 20, 2010

turdwaddle 

that back-and-forth hip movement you get when you gamble on a fart and lose.

Surprise! Your air-biscuit made you turdwaddle!

turdwaddle by Gr33nEy3dM@dm@n February 14, 2024