Turdwaffle

A turd placed into a waffle maker. A informal remark referring to plebians.

I like to eat turdwaffle and arsebacon for Breakfast. My friends are turdwaffles that drink liquifyed unicorn.

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turd waffle

a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.

I made a turd waffle then ate it.

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when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)

Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!

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A long, incessant rant from a tward that most literate people would find irrelavant.

(v.twardwaffling)

Dude, check this twardwaffle blog out.

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that back-and-forth hip movement you get when you gamble on a fart and lose.

Surprise! Your air-biscuit made you turdwaddle!

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