turdwaddle

that back-and-forth hip movement you get when you gamble on a fart and lose.

Surprise! Your air-biscuit made you turdwaddle!

by Gr33nEy3dM@dm@n February 14, 2024

turd waddle

The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.

Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle

by cornfritter October 22, 2010

tardwaddle

Used to describe a person of below average intelligence.

Shut up tardwaddle.

by massssivecuntsinrats February 5, 2021

Turdwaffle

A turd placed into a waffle maker. A informal remark referring to plebians.

I like to eat turdwaffle and arsebacon for Breakfast. My friends are turdwaffles that drink liquifyed unicorn.

by Turdwaffle July 23, 2018