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a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.
I made a turd waffle then ate it.
by the big nutcracker March 02, 2005
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)
Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!
by napoleon bitch;) April 26, 2011
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A turd placed into a waffle maker. A informal remark referring to plebians.
I like to eat turdwaffle and arsebacon for Breakfast. My friends are turdwaffles that drink liquifyed unicorn.
by Turdwaffle July 23, 2018
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