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Turdskin 

A person with poo or turd-colored skin. Typically associated with people from the Indian subcontinent and yes, its a derogatory term.
What DONT you cheat at, turdskin?
Turdskin by Everyone Else1977 September 8, 2013

Twardowski

Someone known to consume copious amounts of drugs, specifically marijuana. They are hilarious, kind, friendly and will always have some sort of drug in/ on them. Most people know at least one Twardowski.
Dude did you see that Twardowski tripping balls in the park?
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.
Twardowski by Burger Queen May 24, 2010

Tarnowski 

A teen boy whomst straightens his hair and prioritizes Fortnite over female girls.
“hey bb wanna go see a movie?”
“Nah sorry. Duo pop up cup tonight.”
“You’re such a Tarnowski.”
Tarnowski by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

turdskiing

Skiing downhill a pile of turd
Ana went turdskiing in skidrow

tarnowski 

A tarnowski is someone, specifically a male, who straightens his hair and gets angry over the pettiest things. They also choose to prioritize Fortnite of girls, even though their 90’s are slow af. It must suck to be a tarnowski and not have friends. They also like to put out their depression on other people who did absolutely nothing to them.
Girl: “Wanna go hang”
Tarnowski: “Can’t, I gotta practice my 90’s in creative mode on Fortnite Battle Royale.”
Girl: “Thats despressing, loser.”
tarnowski by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

The Turdski ferry 

When you go to the bathroom to throw up and there is a Turd already in the toilet (left by you or someone else) and you still throw up on it. So the vomit is sitting on the Turd like people on a ferry ride.
Bro I just threw up and added a few more passengers to the Turdski ferry!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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