Someone known to consume copious amounts of drugs, specifically marijuana. They are hilarious, kind, friendly and will always have some sort of drug in/ on them. Most people know at least one Twardowski.
Dude did you see that Twardowski tripping balls in the park?
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.
A tarnowski is someone, specifically a male, who straightens his hair and gets angry over the pettiest things. They also choose to prioritize Fortnite of girls, even though their 90’s are slow af. It must suck to be a tarnowski and not have friends. They also like to put out their depression on other people who did absolutely nothing to them.
Girl: “Wanna go hang”
Tarnowski: “Can’t, I gotta practice my 90’s in creative mode on Fortnite Battle Royale.”
Girl: “Thats despressing, loser.”
When you go to the bathroom to throw up and there is a Turd already in the toilet (left by you or someone else) and you still throw up on it. So the vomit is sitting on the Turd like people on a ferry ride.
Bro I just threw up and added a few more passengers to the Turdski ferry!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.