Turdowski

one who loves to ski on a pile of turd

Turdowski's dream job of being a cleaner of London sewers has been fulfilled

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 8, 2021

Turdskin

A person with poo or turd-colored skin. Typically associated with people from the Indian subcontinent and yes, its a derogatory term.

What DONT you cheat at, turdskin?

by Everyone Else1977 September 8, 2013

Twardowski

Someone known to consume copious amounts of drugs, specifically marijuana. They are hilarious, kind, friendly and will always have some sort of drug in/ on them. Most people know at least one Twardowski.

Dude did you see that Twardowski tripping balls in the park?
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.

by Burger Queen May 24, 2010

Tarnowski

A teen boy whomst straightens his hair and prioritizes Fortnite over female girls.

“hey bb wanna go see a movie?”
“Nah sorry. Duo pop up cup tonight.”
“You’re such a Tarnowski.”

by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

turdskiing

Skiing downhill a pile of turd

Ana went turdskiing in skidrow

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

tarnowski

A tarnowski is someone, specifically a male, who straightens his hair and gets angry over the pettiest things. They also choose to prioritize Fortnite of girls, even though their 90’s are slow af. It must suck to be a tarnowski and not have friends. They also like to put out their depression on other people who did absolutely nothing to them.

Girl: “Wanna go hang”
Tarnowski: “Can’t, I gotta practice my 90’s in creative mode on Fortnite Battle Royale.”
Girl: “Thats despressing, loser.”

by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

The Turdski ferry

When you go to the bathroom to throw up and there is a Turd already in the toilet (left by you or someone else) and you still throw up on it. So the vomit is sitting on the Turd like people on a ferry ride.

Bro I just threw up and added a few more passengers to the Turdski ferry!

by It’s me bitch 69 June 17, 2019