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tarnowski 

A tarnowski is someone, specifically a male, who straightens his hair and gets angry over the pettiest things. They also choose to prioritize Fortnite of girls, even though their 90’s are slow af. It must suck to be a tarnowski and not have friends. They also like to put out their depression on other people who did absolutely nothing to them.
Girl: “Wanna go hang”
Tarnowski: “Can’t, I gotta practice my 90’s in creative mode on Fortnite Battle Royale.”
Girl: “Thats despressing, loser.”
tarnowski by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019
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Twardowski

Someone known to consume copious amounts of drugs, specifically marijuana. They are hilarious, kind, friendly and will always have some sort of drug in/ on them. Most people know at least one Twardowski.
Dude did you see that Twardowski tripping balls in the park?
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.
Twardowski by Burger Queen May 24, 2010

Turdowski 

one who loves to ski on a pile of turd
Turdowski's dream job of being a cleaner of London sewers has been fulfilled

twarowski 

twarowski ran my pockets and stole my ciggerettes
twarowski by john paul twarowski January 27, 2009

tarnawski 

"wow, that's tarnawski"
tarnawski by NikkBokG February 18, 2019

Fuck Tarkowski 

What say hail in surprise.
Synonym for'Holy Fuck'.
"Fuck Tarkowski! What in the world was that defending from Joe Gomez?"