Tarnowski

A teen boy whomst straightens his hair and prioritizes Fortnite over female girls.

“hey bb wanna go see a movie?”
“Nah sorry. Duo pop up cup tonight.”
“You’re such a Tarnowski.”

by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

tarnowski

A tarnowski is someone, specifically a male, who straightens his hair and gets angry over the pettiest things. They also choose to prioritize Fortnite of girls, even though their 90’s are slow af. It must suck to be a tarnowski and not have friends. They also like to put out their depression on other people who did absolutely nothing to them.

Girl: “Wanna go hang”
Tarnowski: “Can’t, I gotta practice my 90’s in creative mode on Fortnite Battle Royale.”
Girl: “Thats despressing, loser.”

by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019

Twardowski

Someone known to consume copious amounts of drugs, specifically marijuana. They are hilarious, kind, friendly and will always have some sort of drug in/ on them. Most people know at least one Twardowski.

Dude did you see that Twardowski tripping balls in the park?
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.

by Burger Queen May 24, 2010

Turdowski

one who loves to ski on a pile of turd

Turdowski's dream job of being a cleaner of London sewers has been fulfilled

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 8, 2021

twarowski

acid eating thuggs from long island

twarowski ran my pockets and stole my ciggerettes

by john paul twarowski January 27, 2009

tarnawski

A wet noodle.

"wow, that's tarnawski"

by NikkBokG February 18, 2019

Fuck Tarkowski

What say hail in surprise.
Synonym for'Holy Fuck'.

"Fuck Tarkowski! What in the world was that defending from Joe Gomez?"

by moreworkhahaha April 13, 2021