Tarnowski
Tarnowski by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019
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tarnowski
A tarnowski is someone, specifically a male, who straightens his hair and gets angry over the pettiest things. They also choose to prioritize Fortnite of girls, even though their 90’s are slow af. It must suck to be a tarnowski and not have friends. They also like to put out their depression on other people who did absolutely nothing to them.
Girl: “Wanna go hang”
Tarnowski: “Can’t, I gotta practice my 90’s in creative mode on Fortnite Battle Royale.”
Girl: “Thats despressing, loser.”
Tarnowski: “Can’t, I gotta practice my 90’s in creative mode on Fortnite Battle Royale.”
Girl: “Thats despressing, loser.”
tarnowski by tigakiller1010 March 11, 2019
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