Turdlip

One who constantly talks shit.

That buddy of yours is such a turdlip

by Islanda June 13, 2011

Turdling

n.

a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance

Fuck man, why won't this turdling just fucking drop!?!?

by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003

turdling

A weasle like co-worker who blocks any hope of enjoyment.

I was heading for the stairs 15 minutes early when the turdling spotted me, so now I'm stuck here until 5.

by fatmacman September 5, 2005

turdpipe

Asshole

You are a turdpipe.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

Turdlishous

The taste of women butt holes...

That girls arse was turdlishous.....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Turdnip

Organically grown Turnips, using turd compost

'The Humanure Handbook' teaches you how to grow turdnips

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

turdling

Slang
n. 1. son of a turd, runs in the family.
2. little pieces of shit, feces, excrements.

1. ex. You just a turdling compares to your dad!
2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!

by ZionMagus August 14, 2003