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Turdiquet 

When you can't stop violently shitting your pants, so you tie a shoelace around your ankle to seal your pant leg to keep the shit from leaking out.
Man the food poisoning had me shitting my pants so bad I had to make a turdiquet just so I could make it home.
Turdiquet by maaadskids June 26, 2020
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triquetra 

A sign which represents three, also featured it the best show ever charmed. In charmed it represnts the power of three and is featured on their book of shadows.
triquetra means many thing such as:
Christianity - father, son and holy spirit
The triple goddess - maiden, mother and crone
Charmed - the power of three
Phases of the moon - full, waxing and waning
Celtic - life, death and rebirth
Physical, mental and spiritual
triquetra by abfabkel May 27, 2006

tourniquet 

A piece of rubber like a string tied around the arm in the bicep region to stop blood flow. Used to expose a vein when shooting heroin.
Tie the tourniquet around my arm so I can see where I'm shooting.
tourniquet by Samantha July 1, 2003

tourniquet 

The dictionary defines a tourniquet as a surgical device for arresting / stopping haemorrhage by compression of a blood vessel.
Meaning could be adapted a couple of ways:
(Surgical) Cloth or band tightened around a part of the body (like the arm) to stop blood flow temporarily.
(Religious) What Christ offers to anyone who comes to Him - Psalm 147:3 says that, "He heals the broken-hearted and binds up their wounds".

You choose your own meaning.
tourniquet by Scriv January 10, 2004

sex tourniquet

A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.
Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.
sex tourniquet by Call Me Ishmael September 6, 2007

tourniquet 

"my god, my tourniquet. return to me salvation!!!!"
tourniquet by FcukingBishh April 21, 2008

Tourniquet Twister 

When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.
"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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