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Turdiquet

When you can't stop violently shitting your pants, so you tie a shoelace around your ankle to seal your pant leg to keep the shit from leaking out.
Man the food poisoning had me shitting my pants so bad I had to make a turdiquet just so I could make it home.
by maaadskids June 26, 2020
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triquetra

A sign which represents three, also featured it the best show ever charmed. In charmed it represnts the power of three and is featured on their book of shadows.
triquetra means many thing such as:
Christianity - father, son and holy spirit
The triple goddess - maiden, mother and crone
Charmed - the power of three
Phases of the moon - full, waxing and waning
Celtic - life, death and rebirth
Physical, mental and spiritual
by abfabkel May 27, 2006
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tourniquet

A piece of rubber like a string tied around the arm in the bicep region to stop blood flow. Used to expose a vein when shooting heroin.
Tie the tourniquet around my arm so I can see where I'm shooting.
by Samantha July 1, 2003
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tourniquet

The dictionary defines a tourniquet as a surgical device for arresting / stopping haemorrhage by compression of a blood vessel.
Meaning could be adapted a couple of ways:
(Surgical) Cloth or band tightened around a part of the body (like the arm) to stop blood flow temporarily.
(Religious) What Christ offers to anyone who comes to Him - Psalm 147:3 says that, "He heals the broken-hearted and binds up their wounds".

You choose your own meaning.
by Scriv January 10, 2004
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sex tourniquet

A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.
Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.
by Call Me Ishmael September 6, 2007
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tourniquet

"my god, my tourniquet. return to me salvation!!!!"
by FcukingBishh April 21, 2008
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Tourniquet Twister

When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.
"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."
by zyxNONYMOUS June 13, 2009
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