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When you can't stop violently shitting your pants, so you tie a shoelace around your ankle to seal your pant leg to keep the shit from leaking out.
Man the food poisoning had me shitting my pants so bad I had to make a turdiquet just so I could make it home.
by maaadskids June 26, 2020
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