Turding Out 

Turding Out is when someone with a social embarrassment will delay taking a dump until everyone has left the room or gone home. This allows the bubbling turds and gas to build up and marinate in their colon. For instance in college 3 of us were sharing a a double hotel room in Las Vegas, my buddy Marco and I were ready to hit the clubs, as was Jason, but he kept saying he'd meet us down in the casino, Marco and I hit the elevator, I realized I didn't have my wallet, went back to the room and heard a cacophony of sounds coming from the bathroom . It sounded like Buddy Rich was on a drum kit , hitting triplets, and while a duck was quacking out, just then a gas cloud hung over the entire suite, I realized that Jason had waited for us to leave so he could turd out the atomic powered dump. I gagged, grabbed my wallet and ran to the elevator.

Adrian waited until she thought everyone was out back on the patio drinking beer, I walked back inside to drain the weasel , as I headed to the guest bathroom, I nearly was knocked out by a hail of incoming high pitched hisses rapid fire farts, and plunks , then I realized I'd have to wait, Adrian was turding out. The hasty funk of this little mousy vixen was choking me out.

Turding Out by Casbah Ken October 24, 2015

tarding out 

The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.

Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.

tarding out by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Tarding Out 

1. The act of doing something stupid/being a tard

Look at this guy over here, hes tarding out.

Tarding Out by Professor Sauce November 2, 2018

tarding out 

The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.

Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.

I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!

tarding out by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011

[ Tarding Out ] 

When someone, an animal, or an appliance or a machine spontaneously begins to act retarded.
I.E (in the case of a person) they randomly begin to flail around, babble,speak in jiberish, grunt or scream alot, or act retarded in some other manner.
I.E (machine/appliance) when one of the two just stops working for no apparent reason and becomes difficult and fristrating to opperate

Suddenly shellshock caused Private Smith to start Tarding Out . He kept screaming and kept hitting himself over his head with his trenching spade. Then he ran out of the trench still screaming and hitting himself and got shot. What a retard.

[ Tarding Out ] by GameAce99 January 2, 2008

Like Turning a Cat Inside Out 

A phrase that refers to a difficult task or goal to achieve.

Boy1: I really want to get an A on the test.
Boy2: What did you get on the last test?
Boy1: D.
Boy2: Good luck, its like turning a cat inside out.

Like Turning a Cat Inside Out by Gloobious November 4, 2019