Turd Sandwiches 

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

Turd Sandwiches by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

fried turd sandwich 

A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.

He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!

fried turd sandwich by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023

turd sandwich 

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

turd sandwich by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

turd sandwich 

A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.

Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).

turd sandwich by TYME PART 2 November 4, 2004

turd sandwich 

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

turd sandwich by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

turd sandwich 

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

turd sandwich by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

turd sandwich 

someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.

god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD

Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.

turd sandwich by jiggawhut?! October 16, 2005