Turd Sandwiches
An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.
Turd Sandwiches by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009
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fried turd sandwich
He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!
fried turd sandwich by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023
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turd sandwich
1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
turd sandwich by KDIZZO May 13, 2005
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turd sandwich by TYME PART 2 November 4, 2004
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turd sandwich by Kenny bo August 27, 2006
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turd sandwich by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005
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someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.
turd sandwich by jiggawhut?! October 16, 2005
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