turd gobbler

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.

"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."

by ghostfeller December 25, 2007

Turd Gobbler

A person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.

"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"

"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"

by Jim Hender January 5, 2008

turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from

Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road

by Turd nest November 26, 2021

turdgobbler

A person or place that exemplifies the consumption of turds and related excrement

Alicia and Anji wanted to meet us at turdgobblers village, but we wanted to avoid the horrible stench and vulgarity of the place.

by Gnutmastuh August 13, 2003