throat burner

a weed smoking device, usually a pipe, that kicks hard and burns the throat.

"I got some pot, you got a paper?"

"no, but I got the throat burner."

by ghostfeller December 25, 2007

turd gobbler

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.

"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."

by ghostfeller December 25, 2007

choice butts

the best cigarette butts in the ashtray.

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."

by ghostfeller January 11, 2008