"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"
"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"
“Oh my God, look at Fred standing there at the end of the buffet. The man hasn’t stopped eating turkey since he got here. He’s a total Trigobblergulper! “