"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"
"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"
A person who eats at least three entire roastturkeys in one sitting.
“Oh my God, look at Fred standing there at the end of the buffet. The man hasn’t stopped eating turkey since he got here. He’s a total Trigobblergulper! “