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turd gobbler 

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.
"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."
turd gobbler by ghostfeller December 25, 2007
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Turd Gobbler 

A person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.
"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"

"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"
Turd Gobbler by Jim Hender January 5, 2008

turdgoblet 

Sexy as hell! Goddam!
There go turdgoblet….with all that dick!
turdgoblet by turdgoblet November 23, 2021

Trigobblergulper 

A person who eats at least three entire roast turkeys in one sitting.
“Oh my God, look at Fred standing there at the end of the buffet. The man hasn’t stopped eating turkey since he got here. He’s a total Trigobblergulper! “
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026