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turd gobbler 

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.
"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."
turd gobbler by ghostfeller December 25, 2007
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Turd Gobbler 

A person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.
"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"

"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"
Turd Gobbler by Jim Hender January 5, 2008

turdgoblet 

There go turdgoblet….with all that dick!
turdgoblet by turdgoblet November 23, 2021

Trigobblergulper 

A person who eats at least three entire roast turkeys in one sitting.
Oh my God, look at Fred standing there at the end of the buffet. The man hasn’t stopped eating turkey since he got here. He’s a total Trigobblergulper! “