Turd Fergeson

A middle aged individual that enjoys jerking off to pictures of dolls.

dude, raverchris should change his name to "Turd Fergeson"

by La BONCH February 16, 2003

Turd Ferguson

A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

by Ken Elrick II October 16, 2005

Turd Furgeson

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.

"yea, turd fergeson, its a funny name."

by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

Turd Ferguson

The identity which Burt reynolds switches to in Celebrity Jeapordy

"Turd Ferguson- its a funny name"

by Sherrif Constantine the third May 14, 2005

Turd Ferguson

(1) A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"

Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."

Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"

Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."

Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."

Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

(2) Rob B., Mike F., Bradd G., Mike G., Boris F.

"I can't believe he acted like that, he was a true Turd Ferguson last night."

by Roberto B. September 4, 2009

Turd Furgeson

any person who is considered a total toolbox, both by looks and personality, according to the Team Awesome scale.

Hey Ed, who were those turd furgesons we met yesterday at 1849?

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Turd Fergason

Anal sex in which the receiver defacates during penetration, on purpose or not. The Turd Fergason may very well be unplanned.

Shirley turned our anal sex into a Turd Fergason, so I put it in her mouth and made her eat it.

by Zich Baltman April 18, 2005