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Turbomacking 

The act of rapidly flirting with various women
while slightly intoxicated.
"Woah Jay look at Eric turbomacking dem hoes."
Turbomacking by turbomacker33 December 9, 2008

turboskankiness 

This is a condition of being deliberately and relentlessly skanky; a trait exhibited by ill-bred women of negotiable morals and insufficient inhibitions.
The women participants on "The Flavor of Love" are the essence of turboskankiness.
turboskankiness by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

turbojacks 

Man, I gotta go turbojacks stat
turbojacks by Ricter August 6, 2003

Turbostuck

League of Legends player who reached his peak and is therefore very stuck at his current rank. More often used as a general insult for players with a lot of games. The more games you have the more stuck you are: hardstuck < gigastuck < turbostuck < astrostuck
Yasuo: "nice gank lee you turbostuck dog"
Turbostuck by klarkob August 10, 2020

TurboJackHammer 

TurboJackHammer or TJH is a hardcore sex position involving the female's upperbody lying on the ground while her feet are streched apart looking like the top of the jackhammer. Meanwhile the male inserts his penis while the female is in position. The way the move works is if the male rams his dick into the female and pounds her at the speed similar to the speed of sound while holding bold her legs like the grips on a jackhammer. They also should not stop even after ejaculating. The move is finished if the female has achieved the taste of nirvana and has no ability to walk for about 2 to 4 days.
Male 1: Hey I haven't seen your wife lately what happened to her
Male 2: Oh! she couldn't walk for about 3 days
Male 1: Why? What happened?
Male 2: We did a turbojackhammer one night and she felt the most amazing sex of her life
TurboJackHammer by Scarlet26 June 28, 2021

turbojacks 

Ashley I would turbojacks on your face, as a friend
turbojacks by gf_moias July 30, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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