The act of trimming one's sideburns at or above the top of the ear. Sometimes referred to as "negative sideburns", this is an amateur description at best. The term "toppies" has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village retard or "less than intelligent hairstyle", as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.

Holy shit, your toppies are out of control!!

Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.

Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.

That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!

Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.

Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?

You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies

Toppies by pdubznubz May 4, 2010

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Tuppie

Tech Urban Professional. A well-paid young Tech professional who lives a technology and work centered lifestyle. A "nerd" in marginally cooler clothing. The 34 year old guy at the dotcom who wears his robe and pajamas at work, and has fruit loops for breakfast, lunch, and dinner -- which all happen at his workstation.

"If that Tuppie doesn't stop finger-f*cking his i-phone in the middle of the crosswalk, I may be forced to honk at him!"

Tuppie by Puffjockey December 5, 2013

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