Tubester

when you spend half of your day or life being on the on the internet site Youtube.

Girl: Honey you are such a tubester! Get a damn job!

Guy: No! Being a tubster is my life!

Girl: You're a disappointment in life...

by Bazingaman December 30, 2011

Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

tubster

a slang term for a really big man

That man is 6’ 7’ and is fat. He’s a tubster!

by N01CE May 16, 2018

TubeSteak

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Tubesteak Sandwich

A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns)

Lisa does not like sandwiches, unless it’s a tubesteak sandwich!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

tubesteak tuesdays

all you can eat dick on tuesdays.

when a chick comes over and gives you a blow job on tuesday

aww shit its tubesteaks tuesday i got three chicks coming over today.

hey its tubesteak tuesdays at the lil pickle wanna cum?

by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009

tubbster

a really fat person who really needs to go on a diet.

my dog is a tubbster, my cat isn't a tubbster.

by peanutbutterandpeach May 26, 2008