Tub Thumping

A rascal of a man who runs down the street banging his penis on dustbin lids.

Have you heard the one about Tub Thumping?
No! well he hasn't been down your way yet.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 10, 2007

Tub Thumping

When you're in the tub with your significant other, and one of you shoved your big toe up the other's asshole.

It was just an ordinary bath until Susan decided to start tub thumping Derek.

by Judelerr March 05, 2018

Tub Thump

To beat ferociousally, as in a sporting event, as though you beat them in a tub so as not to get blood all over.

The Miami Heat got tub thumped by the Lakers last night.

by cobraglf January 16, 2007

tub thumpping

When you play music in your car so loud that it shakes the mirrors.

I was tub thumpping down the street.

by Jon Humphrey July 17, 2007

Nevada Tub Thump

The act of defecating or urinating in a bathtub. The act is typically paired with intoxication and generally results from apathy or else long waits for the toilet.

Dammit Andy, you pulled the Nevada Tub Thump again? Was it number 1 or number 2? Terrible.... just terrible.

by Francois1980 March 26, 2009

Tub Thumping

Rhythmic sound coming from a tub.

Man i had the worst time last night, there was a loud tub thumping in the tub. Then i got knocked down, but i got up again dont worry, it wont ever keep me down.

by Annenesia July 18, 2023