"I will fulfill to the best of my abilities to consume all alcohol in question. However if the amount of alcohol in question is too much. I will drink until I am passed out, unconscious."
Jack needed a partner for an international drinking game so he asks his friend Shamus. Shamus not wanting to let Jack down says "I'll give it An Irishman's try."
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Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!