Truthitis

A very rare illness where one can not tell a lie.

Usually results in a lot of hurt feelings because most cant handle the truth.

He pisses people off on a daily basis do to to his truthitis. Most know him as Honest Gabe

Truthitis by BigDawgEnterprises December 17, 2018

Trumpitis 

A one of a kind medical condition in which a Russian dictator's hand is so far up the subjects ass that the excrement has only one of two places to exit. Commonly through the mouth but in some cases through the fingertips while holding a smartphone connected to twitter.

We better hope someone else in the President's cabinet doesn't get Trumpitis or we are royally screwed more than we already are.

Trumpitis by Waldomarty February 8, 2017

Trumpitis 

Noun | Trump-eye-tis |

An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.

However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.

Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!

Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.

Trumpitis by Irrelevant Person February 16, 2017

Trumpitis 

An overwhelming sickness that became widespread in the United States. While this obscure disease has been around for 30 years, it grew to epedemic proportions on January 20, 2017.

Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.

While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.

And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.

Trumpitis ran rampant across the American heartland in the late Twenty-teens causing wide spread fear, poverty, and sadness for most Americans.

Trumpitis by Snickles89 January 22, 2017

Trumpitis 

The feeling of sickness, disgust, anger, depression, anxiety, and stress induced by the constant stream of shit coming from Donald Trump.

Man I have a terrible case of Trumpitis, I really gotta stop paying attention to the news and Trump.

Trumpitis by Chuckler1450 February 15, 2017

truthiness 

The quality of stating concepts one wishes or believes to be true, rather than the facts.

Origin: Stephen Colbert, "The Colbert Report," 2005

"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness.

"Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.' Well, anybody who knows me knows that I'm no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, or what did or didn't happen. Who's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I wanna say it happened in 1941, that's my right. I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart."

That Fox News report didn't have all of the facts, but it had a certain truthiness to it.

truthiness by Tony Johns January 9, 2006

Trumpitis 

Trumpitis n. Inflamation of the buttocks brought on by routinely talking out of one's ass.

"Bubba," the doctor said sternly, "you need to dial it back a little. This is the worst case of Trumpitis I have ever seen."

Trumpitis by Cletis L Stump July 7, 2016