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Trumpsterbate 

The act agreeing with nothing short of enthusiasm with what President Donald Trump has to say.
Trumpsterbate:People are Trumpsterbating on the presidents recent press conference on the coronovirus.
Trumpsterbate by Rickpatty11b March 31, 2020
Words you can keep

Trumpstrated 

Being frustrated at something spoken by Donald Trump
Did you hear what Donald Trump said about women? I was just so trumpstrated by it!
Trumpstrated by jquebby September 30, 2016

trumperbate 

The act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming Twitter.
Verb: Donald Trump unpresidentially trumperbated all over himself and the Twitter world when he "appreciated" the congratulations for the massacre in Orlando.
Noun: Hey, did you see Trump's big trumperbate last night? He must have bust all over his small hands.
trumperbate by DinosaurHunter June 14, 2016
Word of the Day on July 5, 2016

thumbsterbate 

To excessively or with great apparent pleasure send cell phone text messages. Normally with fervent pecking at the keyboard with dueling thumbs in an almost rhythmic movement. The texter may also be quite unaware of their surroundings, focusing all efforts on proper spelling of cryptic jumbles of letters and acronyms.
He completely lost track of time while thumbsterbating with his girlfriend all night at the party. He would thumbsterbate with his girlfriend at every given opportunity.
thumbsterbate by MrMadness August 5, 2009

Trumpsturbater 

A person who mentally masturbates at the mere thought of listening to an incoherent rage filled speech or any supporting plague of baseless stupidity by their idol Donald Trump.
Did you see that Right Wing hate speech yesterday by the Proud Boi?
Yeah, what a Trumpsturbater!
Trumpsturbater by Sonicbo0mz December 3, 2020

Trumpsterbation

When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That! You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area.

Biden was trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants. "Thrumsterbation"
Trumpsterbation is the act of Masterbating while being angry at Donald Trump.
Trumpsterbation by Яudis January 5, 2024

Trumpsterbation

When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area, then shat your pants.
Biden was Trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants.

TRUMPSTERBATION: The ACT Of Masterbating To IMAGES Of TRUMP While YOU Rage Against TRUMP, TRUMPSTERBATION. USE Lotion as CHAFING in the CROTCH Area Is a Hazard.
When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over while having an Orgasm.

When You Get SO Angry at TRUMP, That, You Just Sit there murmuring his name over & over.
Then start whacking and jacking with no lubrication chafing the crotch area, then shat your pants.
Biden was Trumpsterbaiting so hard his entire crotch area became inflamed and he shat his pants.

TRUMPSTERBATION: The ACT Of Masterbating To IMAGES Of TRUMP While YOU Rage Against TRUMP, TRUMPSTERBATION. USE Lotion as CHAFING in the CROTCH Area Is a Hazard.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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