Trumps touch

When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Trump touch

Someone who only produces bad things, or someone who turns everything s/he touches into shit. The opposite of Midas touch, where everything King Midas touches turns into gold.

I never ask John for his input because he has that Trump touch. I just know it would be all fucked up.

by moshi_moshi June 5, 2018

The Trump Touch

Everything you touch turns to shit.

He tried to get the business off the ground but the poor guy had the Trump touch.

by elZaphod May 19, 2017

Trump's touch

When you fuck up everything you touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

The Trump Touch

The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩

Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.

'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."

by J. Tschlottman March 19, 2026