Trumplestiltsken

The small penis of a fat man made smaller by being sucked into the fat of the gut.

I so wanted oral, but his Trumplestiltsken was impossible to work with.

by MKUltraman June 26, 2018

trumplestiltskin

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Trumpelstiltskin

Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.

"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.

by NiraMillson February 5, 2017

Trumpelstiltskin

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.

The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.

by TheImageFlipper June 20, 2018

Tramplestiltskin

A really old and wrinkly tramp
In reference to Rumpelstiltskin.

“She’s a big tramplestiltskin”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

Trumpelstiltskin

Is an American fairy tale of an American dictator that is a vile creature, similar to a troll, and with an enormous ego. This creature encourages great violence, while promising his followers that he will reward them with a pardon or bail them out of jail.

Trumpelstiltskin was seen in Tampa Florida preparing for his inauguration.

by 2studio March 9, 2021