trumpiest 

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.

Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.

trumpiest by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017

Trumpiest 

Trumpiest, trumpian: derived from the Republican ex-president of the United States of America Trump who lies, exaggerates and blames problems on others all the while claiming that with his great integrity and intelligence he was the only one who can solve the problems of the world. Thus, trumpiest and trumpian have come to common usage for an individual, irregardless of country, with the characteristics of lying, exaggerating and blaming others for the ills of the world and all the time, claims themselves as the only answer.

Jordan uses the trumpiest political grandstanding claiming that immigrants and LGBT are destroying American and companies are moving production to China. This trumpian conflation of different issues becomes a dog whistle for his base.

Trumpiest by Chimpan October 14, 2023

Trumpectomy

a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy

def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass

OMG! Our beloved country is in dire need of a Trumpectomy!

Trumpectomy by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

Trumpistan 

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.

A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......

Trumpistan by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015