Trump hair 

Butt hair that is brought up the back and onto the head.

Vrin: Did you see Trump today?
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.

Trump hair by jethrojones September 20, 2015

Trump Hair 

When a person has hair like a fucking birds nest. (Can also be used as a Verb. Ex: To get Trump Haird by your barber.)

"Is that chick hot? Or is it the alcohol speaking?" "No way, man. She has total Trump Hair"

Trump Hair by ChickenMittens May 10, 2015

donald trump hair

Stupid

donald trump hair is stupid

donald trump hair by Feardenny June 5, 2016

donald trump hair

Stupid

donald trump hair is stupid

donald trump hair by Feardenny June 5, 2016

Donald Trump's Ass Hair

Ay Donald Trump has leftover shit stuck to his ass hair and it's stanky

Ew whats that smell? Donald Trump's ass hair had shit on it.

Donald Trump's Ass Hair by Alex H a h a February 6, 2021

Trumpy hair

when your hairline resembles that of trumps

wow jean u have a serous case of Trumpy hair

Trumpy hair by norketra September 22, 2016

donald trumps hair 

Secretly a rat, this creature is perched upon Donald trumps head. He often sneaks off his head at night, and drags away the naughty children to his house of torture.

Did you see Donald trumps hair? Its fucking weird!

donald trumps hair by TheBestBird April 8, 2016