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trump monkey

trump monkey (def): One who, when when faced with anti-Trump comments, responds only with name-calling and other (metaphorical) feces-slinging, rather than intelligent discourse. It's like arguing with a monkey at the zoo.
When asked about Trump's lie that "everyone will be covered" by Trumpcare , the Trump monkey response was, "you're an asshat tool of the fake news media!"
trump monkey by bhavacakra0 March 19, 2017
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Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.
Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.
Trump Monkey by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018

Trump or monkey 

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.
Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.
Trump or monkey by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024

Trump Money 

The money that comes from the stimulus packages under trump's administration.
Guy 1: yo I saw he flexing all that cash on IG were you get that at.
Guy 2: oh that was my brother's trump money.
Trump Money by BlameTheJews1488 October 14, 2020

trump money 

Freely spendable capital or cash with dubious or insincere backing..
I better spend this trump money before they find out it's smoke and mirrors
trump money by aml51z May 28, 2018

monkey thump 

I don't go to that club, all they play is that monkey thump
monkey thump by The CornRoller October 8, 2008

Trumps flying monkey mach 

Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.

Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.
Trumps flying monkey mach by Communi February 18, 2021
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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