A place filled with an orange gremlin and his deranged fanaticals. A common place the gremlin goes after he's defeated. Smells like hamburders, diet coke, and fake tan spray. You know you are close when you hear their cries of "FAKE NEWS!"
After the Gremlin, who bragged about his great skills was defeated, he hibernated in his Trump Cave for 3 weeks, with nothing but his cell phone and golf clubs.
by Wickonis Parable January 27, 2019
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