tromboner

Being sexually aroused by someone in a band uniform.

Whoa! That cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromboner!

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

tromboner

A trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect penis.

Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.

by pentozali November 1, 2010

tromboner

when a guy gets a boner in band class

chad got a tromboner

by you_no_it132 February 4, 2009

Tromboner

A musician that plays the trombone.
(pronounced trum-BONER)

Jeffery is a tromboner.

by hanner_bernanner June 17, 2009

tromboner

The nickname for trombone players. The real tromboners a chill but most are weird

That tromboner is a weirdo

by Forty-nine December 11, 2016

Tromboner

1. The act of receiving a "big one" while playing a trombone (or small one, depending on the person).

2. Getting a "big one" that resembles the shape of a trombone.

3. Getting a "big one" when catching the eye of a particularly attractive or sexy band player who just happens to play the trombone.

Dude 1: Oh crap, man! I just got a tromboner!
Dude 2: Hide it quickly! People might see it's distinct shape!

Dude 1: Man, he/she just gave me a tromboner!
Dude 2: Don't hide it, it's a symbol of pride!

by definerofthewords January 26, 2011

tromboner

When your tossing a guys salad and you reach around and jerk him off like your playing a trombone.

"Hey bitch give my a tromboner."

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005