trumpaloon
The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.
trumpaloon by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010
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Trumpaloon
One dumbass motherfucker. An idiot that memorizes and repeats everything that Trump says no matter how stupid. Falsely accuses everything that goes wrong on democrats and immigrants. Braindead as fuck. Bootlicker. Constantly starving of acceptance. Will be as shitty a person, racist and fascist as they need to be to be to feel like part of the MAGA team. The scum of the earth. Will sell their own children to the human trafficking oligarchs just to get a handshake from their furor Donald Trump.
-"Did you hear what Trump said? We gotta raise money by selling our asses on the street so Trump can pay his light bill at Mar-a-lago."
-"What?!?! Dude you sound like a Trumpaloon!"
-"What?!?! Dude you sound like a Trumpaloon!"
Trumpaloon by Hipocripps March 15, 2025
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Trumpalina
an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.
1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.
2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!
3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!
3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
Trumpalina by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 2, 2017
trumphoon
Followers and devotees to Donald Trump and his Make America Great philosophy. A person who vehemently espouses the denigrating views and oral tripe that mark Trump's campaign rhetoric.
trumphoon by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2016
Trumpadoodle
"Would you expect anything different from a Trumpadoodle?" "The Trumpadoodles all cheered President Trump as he drove by."
Trumpadoodle by SoCalG November 20, 2016
tampaloonies
The TikToker Keegan Kevesdy using the word “tampaloonies” instead of the word “tampons” to make his videos appropriate for his audience.
tampaloonies by fortay loopy April 17, 2022
trumpaloompa
1. A very small person, with very small hands, who is very small minded. Blindly follows orders of a madman.
2. A Donald Trump supporter.
2. A Donald Trump supporter.
trumpaloompa by misfit0313 June 21, 2016
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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