Truckdick

N. When you tell a girl you would have a truck run over your dick to prove you would literally do ANYTHING to make her happy.

"Well, you're happy, but too bad we can't have sex now because I have truckdick."

by unsilentninja July 19, 2009

Truckfuckling

The art of driving heavy equipment in such a way as to utterly scorn both OSHA regulations and the very laws of physics themselves. The suffix "-fuckling" applies to tractors, bucket loaders, forklifts, and even planes, the vehicle itself is not required to be a truck, merely a tool of industry. Truckfuckling is by an order of magnitude the most common variety, but forkliftfuckling is just as dangerous and way more fun.

Hear about that new driver? Didn't secure the load, managed to truckfuckle the entire employee parking lot. Hain't seen truckfuckling like that since Lowtax hijacked a dump truck.

by Malt Schlitzmann December 5, 2019

Trumpdick

The orange cheese dusted penis after a long vigorous cheeto induced masturbation session.

My wife came home and caught me with trumpdick, and all of the kid's cheetos missing

by Chestercheeto69 April 19, 2018

Trickdick

A retractable female dick that is able to erect and retract in the matter of seconds. The nature of the dick appearing and disappearing is similar to a magic trick thus the name “trickdick”.

Ayo you hear about ally F-dawg turned around to get a drink of water and he got a trickdick up the butt! Left him crying.

by Arod18 May 28, 2019

truckticles

Plastic or metal reproductions of testicles (either human or bull) that hang from a trailer hitch. They come in numerous colors and are usually found on pickup trucks or SUVs.

Wife: What are those blue things hanging from the back of that truck?

Husband: That redneck has truckticles on his truck. Must be compensating for something.

Wife: Well, we should get them too.

by sfvzj April 18, 2008

truckfuck

to hit someone in the dome with the trucks of a skateboard

he was gonna punch dave in the head, so i truckfucked him and killed him

by george1122222343 September 19, 2006

Trumpdick

One who is gaudy, trashy, unimportant, or otherwise unimpressive in any discernible fashion despite being loud, brash, abrasive, and over-confident.
Also has yeti pubes.

Todd is such a Trumpdick he sent Tammy pictures of his wang- now everyone is laughing at him.

by Ferf.zero September 26, 2019