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N. When you tell a girl you would have a truck run over your dick to prove you would literally do ANYTHING to make her happy.
"Well, you're happy, but too bad we can't have sex now because I have truckdick."
Truckdick by unsilentninja July 19, 2009
Words you can keep

Truckfuckling 

The art of driving heavy equipment in such a way as to utterly scorn both OSHA regulations and the very laws of physics themselves. The suffix "-fuckling" applies to tractors, bucket loaders, forklifts, and even planes, the vehicle itself is not required to be a truck, merely a tool of industry. Truckfuckling is by an order of magnitude the most common variety, but forkliftfuckling is just as dangerous and way more fun.
Hear about that new driver? Didn't secure the load, managed to truckfuckle the entire employee parking lot. Hain't seen truckfuckling like that since Lowtax hijacked a dump truck.
Truckfuckling by Malt Schlitzmann December 5, 2019

Trumpdick 

The orange cheese dusted penis after a long vigorous cheeto induced masturbation session.
My wife came home and caught me with trumpdick, and all of the kid's cheetos missing
Trumpdick by Chestercheeto69 April 19, 2018

Trickdick 

A retractable female dick that is able to erect and retract in the matter of seconds. The nature of the dick appearing and disappearing is similar to a magic trick thus the name “trickdick”.
Ayo you hear about ally F-dawg turned around to get a drink of water and he got a trickdick up the butt! Left him crying.
Trickdick by Arod18 May 28, 2019

truckticles

Plastic or metal reproductions of testicles (either human or bull) that hang from a trailer hitch. They come in numerous colors and are usually found on pickup trucks or SUVs.
Wife: What are those blue things hanging from the back of that truck?

Husband: That redneck has truckticles on his truck. Must be compensating for something.

Wife: Well, we should get them too.
truckticles by sfvzj April 18, 2008

truckfuck 

to hit someone in the dome with the trucks of a skateboard
he was gonna punch dave in the head, so i truckfucked him and killed him
truckfuck by george1122222343 September 19, 2006

Trumpdick 

One who is gaudy, trashy, unimportant, or otherwise unimpressive in any discernible fashion despite being loud, brash, abrasive, and over-confident.
Also has yeti pubes.
Todd is such a Trumpdick he sent Tammy pictures of his wang- now everyone is laughing at him.
Trumpdick by Ferf.zero September 26, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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