Trouser

You wear them on your legs

Susan could not escape from her trouser prison

Trouser by Sticky Hands July 4, 2006

trouser

Verb. High level white collar crime or official corruption involving theft of cash or illegal payments. Refers to the subject stuffing as much cash as they can into their trousers before they get caught.

That bastard politician trousered millions from us taxpayers then fucked off to Argentina!

trouser by Daragh Malone April 3, 2008

trouser

pretentious, useless (not in the 'for the sake of it' sense), meaningless gibberish, lies, exaggeration, any form of atonal music or ‘cutting-edge’ dance piece, unnecessary use of big, clever or showing off language – basically bullshit.

Q: How was that new restaurant/show/apartment/lawyer/urban dictionary website?
A: Trouser

trouser by footfarmer September 17, 2005

trouser snake 

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!

trouser snake by Dub P August 26, 2005

trouser cough 

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

trouser cough by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003

trouser weiner 

The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.

I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.

trouser weiner by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006

trouser gravy 

Trouser Gravy is ejaculate. Aka Jizz, Splooge, Cum, etc.

Brenda: Man, I could really go for some trouser gravy in my fuzzy mimosa right now!

trouser gravy by brianxymox January 30, 2008