The area where cocaine is taken; usually comprising a cd case, a credit or video store card, a rolled note (or cut down drinking straw), a baggie of coke and a determined and serious minded soul chopping lines, preparing to work the night shift.
Them: Nah, I didn't make it to the club, I went around Gareth's and got chained to the gak factory..
Me: Nice (shudder)
Me: Nice (shudder)
by footfarmer September 23, 2005
A man-boy (usually male but not exclusively) who addresses his friends 'Alright Gee' as if he were stepping out of his Bentley onto a hot South Central sidewalk with his gang member entourage after signing a huge Hip-hop recording contract instead of actually getting off his older brother's hand-me-down bicycle to go into a very provisonal UK/European convenience store to buy some more cigarettes for his mum in the rain. Must have thick local accent which almost inevitably makes his 'Rap' sound even more ludikrus..
Sorry i'm late, ran into some Gees hanging around the petrol station and one of them said "What are you looking at Dog? I'm as likely to unload my 9 into yo fat assed bitch ho!" i might have been forced to stop laughing by his friends, but his mama called him in for his tea..
by footfarmer September 17, 2005
Dog shit or something deeply unpleasent that gets stuck on the sole of your shoe / foot - similar to sole food. See also fender food
by footfarmer September 24, 2005
A scouse (Liverpudlian) expression for pensioner or old person. Free Bus passes for the elderly prohibit travel before certain times to make more space during rush hours. The phrase came about because bus conductors (now drivers) would say "you're too early" to the wrinklies pushing aggressively onto the bus
"Hold on, you're twirly - get the next one.. it's about 2 hours behind us"
"Got stuck in the queue behind a bunch of twirlies cashing in their piggy banks"
"Got stuck in the queue behind a bunch of twirlies cashing in their piggy banks"
by footfarmer September 27, 2005
pretentious, useless (not in the 'for the sake of it' sense), meaningless gibberish, lies, exaggeration, any form of atonal music or ‘cutting-edge’ dance piece, unnecessary use of big, clever or showing off language – basically bullshit.
by footfarmer September 17, 2005
You take a dump and when you turn around to have a look at it (of course you do) there is nothing there..
"I swear i curled out a trans-atlantic cable but when i looked down there was nothing there.." "Whoa ghost shit!"
by footfarmer September 17, 2005
An irrational fear of going home.
Homophob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.
Homophob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.
"Hey, where are we going now?"
"Whoa, it's 3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"
"Uhuh, so where are we going now?"
"I diagnose acute homophobia my friend"
"Look a taxi.."
"Whoa, it's 3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"
"Uhuh, so where are we going now?"
"I diagnose acute homophobia my friend"
"Look a taxi.."
by footfarmer October 01, 2005