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Tomedd
When a smol green cinnamon roll and an angry alchoholic fall in love, which creates TomEdd/EddTom. AKA the best thing to exist.
Tomedd by IAmASailingShip June 6, 2018
Troned
Troned by Tyrrell Willliams January 6, 2014
Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers
Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.
Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.
Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.
Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.
Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.
Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers by MulattoTech April 20, 2017
trobed
one of (if not the) best community ship between abed nadir and troy barnes, who deserved so much better *narrows eyes at dan harmon*
trobed by nottroybarnes February 20, 2021
Troed
Someone who is:
1. Incredibly annoying. Not just regularly annoying, which suggests that it is still possible to survive being around this person for several minutes; but rather, annoying to such an extreme extent that it is impossible to be around this person for more than three seconds without committing a murder/suicide.
2. Ridiculous. Yet doesn't realize how very ridiculous they are, because they are too blinded by their own arrogance.
3. Amazingly conceited. To the point that they believe everyone loves them, when in fact, everyone is making smacking/slapping/punching/stabbing motions directed towards them when they aren't looking.
4. Phony. Someone who does nice things for the sole purpose of convincing people they are nice, when actually they are quite nasty. Also, someone who actually feels the need to describe themselves as being "nice."
5. Pompous. To the point that they believe everything they say is not only correct, but incredibly deep, unique, and thought-provoking - even if these thoughts have already occurred to thousands of others before.
1. Incredibly annoying. Not just regularly annoying, which suggests that it is still possible to survive being around this person for several minutes; but rather, annoying to such an extreme extent that it is impossible to be around this person for more than three seconds without committing a murder/suicide.
2. Ridiculous. Yet doesn't realize how very ridiculous they are, because they are too blinded by their own arrogance.
3. Amazingly conceited. To the point that they believe everyone loves them, when in fact, everyone is making smacking/slapping/punching/stabbing motions directed towards them when they aren't looking.
4. Phony. Someone who does nice things for the sole purpose of convincing people they are nice, when actually they are quite nasty. Also, someone who actually feels the need to describe themselves as being "nice."
5. Pompous. To the point that they believe everything they say is not only correct, but incredibly deep, unique, and thought-provoking - even if these thoughts have already occurred to thousands of others before.
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