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Blow Job Troll 

They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
Blow Job Troll by Tambor58 February 26, 2010

trolljob 

Getting a blowjob from the Fremont Troll in Seattle. This giant concrete troll has been lurking under the north end of the Aurora bridge, snacking on children and giving blowjobs since 1990!!!
I visited Seattle this past weekend. I got some great sushi at Pike Place, had a splendid view from the Space Needle and Starbucks was Starbucks, but the highlight of the trip by far was getting a trolljob from that huge stone monster statue under the Aurora Bridge.
trolljob by dicK$hiny & Att0mAtiC November 11, 2010

trolljob 

A paid blowjob performed by a troll living beneath Long Bien Bridge in Hanoi, Vietnam for the standard price of 5,000 VND (approximately 0.26 USD at the time of this writing).
He headed to the bridge for a trolljob last week, and now he's in the hospital with multiple STD's.
trolljob by squidbrand November 12, 2010

Trolljob 

The act of giving or receiving oral sex under a bridge. It is in. I way indicative of the physical attractiveness of the participants.
While out hiking we saw a bridge, so we went under it & she gave me a trolljob.
Trolljob by MrsGuvnor October 22, 2023
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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