Blow Job Troll

They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
by Tambor58 February 26, 2010
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Open up the Death Star

Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".
Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so
by tambor58 April 21, 2010
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