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Troll in the dungeon 

A video to use when someone trolls, for example posting an unsolvable math question on Yahoo Answers
Solve: x(x-4)=8
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!
Troll in the dungeon by frabrizio December 19, 2017

Troll in the dungeon! 

A phrase made popular by Professor Quirrell in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Also can be used to describe an impending trip to the toilet. When you have to go number-two...bad.
While sprinting to the toilet, Javier yelled, "Everybody get outta my way! I had Mexican food twice yesterday and there's a nasty troll in the dungeon!"
Troll in the dungeon! by ibripped October 15, 2013

we live in a society troll 

Unoriginal trolls that can be douchebags on the internet sometimes. They possess one or more of these characteristics such as:

-Associating themselves with Hitler or Nazis

-Hate LGBTQ, Furries, and people they find weird and sometimes bully them

-Are willing to bully you, ruin your day, or make a harsh comment if you say something personal and they don't know you

-They make jokes that piss more people off than they expect

-They have words such as "Cope", "Seethe", "Cry", or "Snowflake" in their vocabulary and sometimes use laughing acronyms in their internet battles
we live in a society troll: "You are cringe and gay and God will send you to hell"

Me: God doesn't like what you're doing and you are also in the wrong more than I am

we live in a society troll: Does not change the fact that you deserved a bad childhood. Cope

Troll Incident 

A popular meme where you either take a random vine and make it somewhat creepy or when you make up an event and call it an incident in the future. Often these memes use cursed troll faces and are mainly made to make you feel disturbed. Most popular of these are: "Under the floorboards incident", "The Trollge incident", "eyes in the sky incident"

This is really just a new way to make a creepypasta
Meme: how to troll le family! Step 1. Hide evidence of your crimes under the floorboards. Step 2 get cancer. Step 3 tell your grandson about the floorboards. Step 4 die as your entire family descends into insanity. Family = Trolled!

Person: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Person 2: Lol a Troll Incident get le trolled

Person 1: I'm gonna have nightmares
Troll Incident by Trollge March 2, 2021

Troll Inches 

The number of inches a man TELLS a woman his penis is....divided by pi
He says that he has 11 inches, but the 'troll inches' translation means that he only has about 3 1/2.

Troll Instinct 

The insane instinct that drives people to troll others on the internet. Will often make people do or say things online they’d otherwise never do in real life.
Some guy: What possessed you to berate that person

Troll: just feeding my troll instinct
Troll Instinct by Itdrtyndere April 8, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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