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Getting a blowjob from the Fremont Troll in Seattle. This giant concrete troll has been lurking under the north end of the Aurora bridge, snacking on children and giving blowjobs since 1990!!!
I visited Seattle this past weekend. I got some great sushi at Pike Place, had a splendid view from the Space Needle and Starbucks was Starbucks, but the highlight of the trip by far was getting a trolljob from that huge stone monster statue under the Aurora Bridge.
trolljob by dicK$hiny & Att0mAtiC November 11, 2010
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trolljob 

A paid blowjob performed by a troll living beneath Long Bien Bridge in Hanoi, Vietnam for the standard price of 5,000 VND (approximately 0.26 USD at the time of this writing).
He headed to the bridge for a trolljob last week, and now he's in the hospital with multiple STD's.
trolljob by squidbrand November 12, 2010
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Trolljob 

The act of giving or receiving oral sex under a bridge. It is in. I way indicative of the physical attractiveness of the participants.
While out hiking we saw a bridge, so we went under it & she gave me a trolljob.
Trolljob by MrsGuvnor October 22, 2023

Troll Job 

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.
My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.
Troll Job by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
A male who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships, usually with women of questionable character.
I heard Garry had a go on Donna the creambab last night, what a trollob.
Trollob by Pob Grombo June 18, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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