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trolljob 

Getting a blowjob from the Fremont Troll in Seattle. This giant concrete troll has been lurking under the north end of the Aurora bridge, snacking on children and giving blowjobs since 1990!!!
I visited Seattle this past weekend. I got some great sushi at Pike Place, had a splendid view from the Space Needle and Starbucks was Starbucks, but the highlight of the trip by far was getting a trolljob from that huge stone monster statue under the Aurora Bridge.
trolljob by dicK$hiny & Att0mAtiC November 11, 2010
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trolljob 

A paid blowjob performed by a troll living beneath Long Bien Bridge in Hanoi, Vietnam for the standard price of 5,000 VND (approximately 0.26 USD at the time of this writing).
He headed to the bridge for a trolljob last week, and now he's in the hospital with multiple STD's.
trolljob by squidbrand November 12, 2010

Trolljob 

The act of giving or receiving oral sex under a bridge. It is in. I way indicative of the physical attractiveness of the participants.
While out hiking we saw a bridge, so we went under it & she gave me a trolljob.
Trolljob by MrsGuvnor October 22, 2023

Troll Job 

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.
My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.
Troll Job by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
A male who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships, usually with women of questionable character.
I heard Garry had a go on Donna the creambab last night, what a trollob.
Trollob by Pob Grombo June 18, 2022
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