The most perfect guy in the world. Funny, cute, weird and the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He'll make you fall in love immediately, but he can be confusing. He never fails to put a smile on your face.
Person 1: "Who was that?"
Person 2: "Ohh that's Tristain, he's a fucking weirdo"
Person 1: "Ohh yeah?"
Person 2: "But you'll love him."
Person 2: "Ohh that's Tristain, he's a fucking weirdo"
Person 1: "Ohh yeah?"
Person 2: "But you'll love him."
by Scotty Ali September 18, 2013
A ginormous bellend who can’t afford to take his girlfriend out for dinner, and refuses to leave someone’s house we’ll they act like a huge bellend.
by Fat knob master May 04, 2022