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Tricareatops 

Pronounced: (Try•Care•A•Tops)

The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joe drunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.
Have you seen SGT Snuffy’s wife?

She a big girl.
He’s got himself a damn Tricareatops!
Tricareatops by FML FML FML October 1, 2019

Tricare Sniper 

(n.): Any female with three or more children who entices a junior enlisted serviceman to marry them for the sole purpose of providing the aforementioned children from previous relationships with free medical care courtesy of the U.S. Military.
Johnson fucked up big-time. He brought that slut bitch under the umbrella, and she doesn't even love him. She's just a Tricare sniper.
Tricare Sniper by Lou Rawls June 18, 2011

Tricare Chaser 

A person who seeks out military members to marry
tricare chaser
Tricare Chaser by Jynxlaw September 28, 2012
A locksmith company owned by the (self-proclaimed) greatest dad of all time

Also, includes workers of which break their heels from saving a himaleyan cat from a tree.
"Trimark changed my locks when a burglar robbed my apartment in Scarborough"
Trimark by Beatlesgirl80 January 10, 2010

Tricareatop

1...trailer queen / dorm whore that gets progo to force young GI into marriage, then proceeds to pump out 3 crotch goblins in 3 years and triples her pre-marital weight at the same time.

2...woman that grew up a sickly child and marries a GI because Tricare does not have a ban on pre existing conditions.

3...An otherwise healthy dependapotamus that is constantly going to the clinic for every ache, pain, sniffle and sneeze...or their crotch goblins...(military version of a hypochondriac)
Ariman Jones wife is back, third kid and she's only 21, What a Tricareatop…(OB clinic staff)
LT Johnsons wife is lucky to be a Tricareatop her congenital kooties would bankrupt a civilian family(Specialty clinic staff)
Sergeant Smith's wife has another appointment for a cold, what a Tricareatop. (Primary care staff)
Tricareatop by apsinc May 22, 2020

tricarico 

A man boy with strong latent homosexual undertones. A Tricaricos often uses subtle country boy charm to let u know he’s DTF dudes. He tells u that his chaps are for “buckin cows”, but are really used for getting “fuckin plowed”
“Thought we were gonna hang and watch the game, but he Tricaricoed me and grabbed my dick.”

“When I saw him bumpin and grinding at the ManHole, I knew he was a real Tricarico”
tricarico by Big Shawraaaay November 30, 2022