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Tricareatop

1...trailer queen / dorm whore that gets progo to force young GI into marriage, then proceeds to pump out 3 crotch goblins in 3 years and triples her pre-marital weight at the same time.

2...woman that grew up a sickly child and marries a GI because Tricare does not have a ban on pre existing conditions.

3...An otherwise healthy dependapotamus that is constantly going to the clinic for every ache, pain, sniffle and sneeze...or their crotch goblins...(military version of a hypochondriac)
Ariman Jones wife is back, third kid and she's only 21, What a Tricareatop…(OB clinic staff)
LT Johnsons wife is lucky to be a Tricareatop her congenital kooties would bankrupt a civilian family(Specialty clinic staff)
Sergeant Smith's wife has another appointment for a cold, what a Tricareatop. (Primary care staff)
Tricareatop by apsinc May 22, 2020
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Triceratops 

A triceratops is a fucking dinosaur, Gary.
Triceratops by danxmikey October 10, 2014

Tricareatops 

Pronounced: (Try•Care•A•Tops)

The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joe drunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.
Have you seen SGT Snuffy’s wife?

She a big girl.
He’s got himself a damn Tricareatops!
Tricareatops by FML FML FML October 1, 2019

triceratopsing 

When you push the head of you penis back into the shaft rolling it in. Then you tuck your rolled dick into your ballsack so that it looks like you have three balls.
We were getting changed when I looked over and saw Mike was triceratopsing.
triceratopsing by Frank McKinley September 8, 2014

The Triceratops 

A sexual move in which three men insert their entire heads into a woman's asshole simultaneously
Man: "My girlfriend died last night"
Friend: "How?"
Man: "We tried out The Triceratops

Triceratops 

A sexual foursome with three guys and one girl, so named after the triceratops's three horns.
Dom: Hey guys, it looks like i'm the only one who's pulled tonight but I'd be happy for some kind of devil's threesome or triceratops situation?
Triceratops by archer1973 September 5, 2011

Triceratops Sex Position

Triceratops sex position is when your girl doggystyle on the bed, your under her with a finger in the anus, your wang in her thang, and a hand in her mouth, mimicking the Great Triceratops
Ben: Dude, sex last night was so good!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!
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