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Trail Dick 

Mean-spirited person who doesn’t wear a mask while closely passing others on NY hiking trails during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic.

Urban variant: MASKHOLE
Walking on the Rail Trail, Rick and Jan pulled on their masks when approaching an older man on a narrow turn. The older man wore no mask and scowled as he passed. Rick said, “What a trail dick. People could at least have the pretense to hang a mask around their necks.”
Trail Dick by LJCEE June 25, 2020

Trail Dick 

When you've been backpacking for more than 2 days and all you can think about is getting back home and having sex with someone or jacking off.
T - "This trip is really dragging."
E - "Dude, why? This scenery is beautiful!"
T - "Yeah but I got mad trail dick after seeing that girl hike past us yesterday."
Trail Dick by SwimmingOtter December 29, 2017

dick trail 

Stains left behind on furniture (bed, couch, sofa, chair, etc.) as a result of a sexual act being committed on said furniture.
Dave had sex with some skank on my sofa last night, and my parents flipped out when they saw all the dick trails left behind!
dick trail by freshfighter9 March 7, 2009

trail mix dick 

When a dick only has 1 good feature (like the m&m in trail mix)
Girl 1: How was last night?
Girl 2: My man had a trail mix dick, solid girth but no length
trail mix dick by Grizzly_Man January 4, 2016

Dick Trail 

Typically when an individual has sex with his friend's passed hookups in the order they hooked up.
Bro you slept with the last 3 chicks I banged all in the same order. Quit Dick Trailing me.
Dick Trail by Shitdefiner911 May 31, 2017
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026